Thursday, October 16, 2008

SEE!!!! We're financial GENIUSES!!!!!

Just to reinforce our can collecting...

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of coke one year ago, drank all the coke, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great word! I love drinking... this should not be a problem...