Somwhere between Christmas and my birthday I've received my gifts from Patrick: "new hair" as Patrick says, and a new robe that's made from Turkish Terry Cloth and just plain delicious!
New Hair:

I have been wanting a new robe for quite a while, but I knew that the time had come when my friend's four year old saw me wearing my yucky one and said, "Mommy, what does she have on?" C'mon when a four-year old notices it's BAD! Just to prove it I took before and after pictures. I even had bad hair and a frown to accompany my bad robe like they do in the infomercials...
Bad Robe:
(if you look close you can see ALL the pockets
are torn and little string thingy's are coming out everywhere
don't look at my face though...no makeup...for added effect, of course)

Delicious New Robe:
(Did I mention Turkish Terry Cloth???
p.s. - Patrick ordered it all by himself)